Tag Archives: things i don’t understand

Wine-less Weeknight Going to be Tough….

3 Jan

because there is sure to be a shitshow on ABC tonight that would be far more tolerable with a bottle of wine nearby.

Tonight friends, we welcome back Brad Womack as the Bachelor. I am strongly against this so far. There are so many other abs I haven’t seen yet, bullshit lines trapped in other men’s mouths.

I assume I will have more to say if I live through the season opener.

 

Mrs. Roper Lives On

24 Sep

Regarding Project Runway, what the hell did everyone see in Gretchen’s Mrs. Roper velvet/feather nightmare that I missed? Seriously. I need answers.

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